Lately I've taken to sneaking up on people.  Old people, young people, short people, round people.  I just like to sneak.  Sometimes I'll just tippy toe up to them but sometimes, oh SOMETIMES, I'll ride backwards up to them with my stealth free coaster and catch them off guard.  

 I've been looking into the mirror every morning, spending hours just practicing the awkward looks I give to people when they see that I've been sneaking up on them.  I really think I need to grow back my mustache....